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Monsters Mashed John G. Hartness

Monsters Mashed

John G. Hartness

Published May 14th 2012
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Kindle Edition
92 pages
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Cross Larry the Cable Guy with The Dresden Files, and you have Bubba the Monster HunterReminds be a bit of Ash from Army of DarknessHartness spins another tale of redneck mayhem full of his usual sarcastic humor.Bubbas back, and more hilariousMoreCross Larry the Cable Guy with The Dresden Files, and you have Bubba the Monster HunterReminds be a bit of Ash from Army of DarknessHartness spins another tale of redneck mayhem full of his usual sarcastic humor.Bubbas back, and more hilarious than ever! Monsters Mashed collects four more adventures of everybodys favorite blend of horror and humor! Join Bubba, Skeeter, his Desert Eagle Bertha and a host of hilarious characters as the Southeastern Regional Monster Hunter for the Holy Roman Catholic Church takes on rakshasa, chupacabra and other monsters he cant spell!Cat Scratch Fever - Bubba the Monster Hunter returns in a love story for the ages! Okay, not really. But there are big guns, bar fights, cheap women, cheaper beer, even cheaper one-liners, and a six-foot tiger taking a leak on a headstone. No really, that last part happened.Love Stinks - Bubbas back! Theres a cupid on the loose in a nursing home, and hes wreaking havoc with broken hips, high blood pressure and horny octogenarians! Can Bubba and his pistol-packing nun sidekick save the day before the cupid plants a magic arrow in our favorite Monster Hunter?Hall & Goats - Bubbas back, and this time hes chasing a creature he cant even pronounce! A mysterious creature called a chupacabra is attacking livestock in Florida, and Bubbas on the case! But theres someone else investigating this chimichanga, too! Who is it? Is she hot? Will Bubba get her naked before the story is over? And what the hell is Bubba doing hunting chalupas in a dry county?Footloose - Bubba hunts a bigfoot in Virginia mountain country and finds so much more, including a hottie federal agent and a blast from his past that will change Bubbas life forever. And probably not for the better!